You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
Apple Sauce
hmm...
Meghan. 22. Writer. United States.
Feel free to message me! This blog contains reblogs of my favorite shows and ships along with some of my original writing. <3
Feel free to message me! This blog contains reblogs of my favorite shows and ships along with some of my original writing. <3
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.
this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?
Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
Interviewer: You do not.
Bradley: Yes, I do. It’s quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
Interviewer: And you’re sure…
If Celebrities Voiced A GPS
Matt Smith:
Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
Tom Hiddleston:
Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
Daniel Radcliffe:
You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
Darren Criss:
Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
Benedict Cumberbatch:
You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.
Misha Collins:
turn left. And by left I mean right.
Jensen Ackles:
god, what am I doing with my life-- I SAID LEFT
Johnny Depp:
ehh-err-- I think we should go left.
Jared Padalecki:
Oh my god, you guys, I have this great story to tell you. Okay, so it started with me carrying all this luggage like -- oh crap, go left. Go back and then take a right so you can take the left that you should've taken.
